Biker Civics 101...

Splatt's monthly column soothes and nourishes the mind of the hard core motorcycle activist.

However, his writings are NOT suggested reading for "Sunday Riders", "Peacocks", Club L.A.M.E. (Look At ME Everybody) or "Posers". If you suffer from C.R.F.S.S. (Can't Ride For $#!+ Syndrome) CLICK HERE now.

COMPLICATIONS
One might experience an increasingly bitter aftertaste as the fog of apathy subsides to reveal hidden shame and humility, as depth of knowledge begins to take root. You'll wonder what the hell you've been doin' all this time and maybe even jump into the fight for rider's rights.

WARNING: This column is NOT intended for half-assed riders, people with soft underbellies who are offended easily or the faint of heart. To ride is to challenge life and death. If you're not doing your part in the fight for rider's rights, you should probably just sell your bike and visit here instead.

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